I’m a fucking idiot. To think for once I wasn’t being used
God I feel so dumb…. And nieve
Damn he’s good. He’s not even paying attention to me. I need to win . I gotta play it cool.
- (via crgasmic)
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Ooh my godddd!
we all have a favorite eyebrow
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
timothy olyphant could totally play an older version on sam on the show
like someone call cw right now
and Karl Urban could play an older Cas
holy shit please
if i don’t get karl urban on the mothfer fucking show i will scream dammit!
YES FOR THE WIN.
that means Jeremy Renner could play an older Dean
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